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1. Follow them around wherever they go
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Whenever the doorbell rings, scream "They're coming! They're coming!"
4. Say everything backwards
5. Run around with a lampshade on your head saying "The sun, It's dying!"
6. Have nervous spasms at random times
7. When out in public, drop something and when someone picks it up, shout in a shocked voice "Hey, that's mine"
8. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning sunshine"
9. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh louder
10. Pretend to beat yourself up
11. Pluck out someone's hair and yell "DNA!"
12. When someone tries to talk, laugh hysterically
13. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard"
14. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist and tell people your'e making a fashion statement
15. Randomly start screaming. Then stop. Then smile knowingly to yourself
16. Have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you ALL the time
17. When in public scream "No mum, I don't wanna know what you bought in that sex shop"
18. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
19. In public yell "No mum, I will not risk being late for Mr Monkey's tea party so you can drop something by that guy and get talking!"
20. Put pegs on your nose and eyes
21. Keep flicking the lightswitch on and off and say "Oh, I get it know"
22. Whatever they are eating, tell them It looks like a certain animal
23. Eat anything obviously not edible
24. Say that your pet is mocking and start chasing it round the room
25. Hold their hand and whisper "I see dead people"
26. When In the bath, scream "HELP! I'M DROWNING!"
27. Ask them quietly "Pardon me, but do you have any... SHOELACES!!!"
28. Demand that you want your own area code
29. Shout "Liar!" at everythiong they say
30. Repeat everything they say
31. Try and swim on the floor
32. Pretend to be a phone
33. Tap on their door all night
34. Chase an Imaginary tail
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